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spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

raistlana:

slasherdreamerbored:

gingerbatch-addict:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

I have, like, a hundred…. I WAS A TIMELORD.

One on my eye and about 1230914 on my neck. Shit, was I exicuted like a billion times or something?

shot right between the eyes, me and my sister both. Maybe we were cowboy enemies?

Umm, I have about seven marks on my stomach/sides and a couple on my thighs and neck. So I was probably Julius Caesar or Boromir. Cool.

Everywhere. Notably on butt and boob zones. So someone apparently forgot the safety word, and I got machinegunned to death.

Red Jesus hair.

CANNOT UNSEE.

Thank you.

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caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

yerblues000:

supersheps:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

there’s apparently some kind of alien terrorist blowing up planets so you shoot blocks back at them and become the supreme alien terrorist in their spot

Some bitch stole Spring so all the other bitches go after her to get it back. And bitch at each other.

This purple dude wants to take over the world because he hates his teacher

You have to win a fucking war and you can’t choose whom you fight alongside with. They can be midgets, furries, old grannies or anything that should never wield a weapon. Also, you have these fucking curses branded onto you and you can’t choose the shitty fate they bind you to.

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